About Me

I am Micah, and like everyone, was born in the United States. I spent my early years playing street baseball, Nintendo, and being a part-time mule for a local cocaine dealer.

I became addicted to horror movies at an early age, all starting when my mother allowed me to watch the television mini-series The IT.

After growing up, I found success in holding down a job – unlike many Americans. And now, as an adult, I watch a lot of horror movies.

I currently live in Hollywood, California with my dog, Ash. He is a Boston Terrier that is smarter than the last three girls I have dated.